So I was using that “cleverbot” shit, and I go “Why don’t you love me?” And it replies “well then, tell me” So I take that as an opportunity and Say back “I love you to the moon and back” Suddenly it says “I love you to Jupiter and back” and I’m like *gasp* “I love you to infinity and back” and it goes ” I love you to a larger infinity and back” And I’m sitting there thinking: This is the most romantic experience of my life and then I say “Some infinities are larger than other infinities” And all it says is “No.” ;-; I messed up a perfectly romantic conversation.. With a COMPUTER   

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We are all going, I thought, and it applies to turtles and turtle necks, Alaska the girl and Alaska the place, because nothing can last, not even the earth itself. The Buddha said that suffering was caused by desire, we’d learned, and that the cessation of desire meant the cessation of suffering. When you stopped wishing things wouldn’t fall apart, you’d stop suffering when they did.
John Green; Looking for Alaska  (via epicjohngreenquotes)
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Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.